The real test for Tarzan's (and Wildcat's - though he seems to be happy enough to wipe the Batusis out) diplomace start's now. There's a volatile political situation, and Wambi seem's to respect him, atleast on hearsay so what he says or does now will go a long way in the resolution of the crisis. ----- Came accross this restaurant the other day. Thought I'd share... http://www.timeoutdubai.com/restaurants/reviews/8041-bongo-stop
Maybe run by refugees from the Batusi war?
Go for it, Bongos---wipe out those arrogant, evil Batusis.
Kill for peace!
Tarzan needs to get back to Ito, Tarzanland, and most importantly....
Nurse Naomi!
NOT that I'm saying it was right for the Batusis to invade territory, kill men or capture children by any means but it should be noted that this evidently happened only AFTER the Bongo 'negotiators' threatened to annihilate the entire Batusi tribe if they Batusi chiefs didn't give them ALL the land they wanted while at the neutral village!
Yeah, let's review here:
The Bongos are a peaceful people who have outgrown their land.
The Batusis have far more land than they can use, but they are invading Bongo land, killing Bongos, and taking their children into slavery.
The Batusis are a haughty bunch of back-stabbing cowards.
But the Bongos with their weapons were unable to stop the Batusis from killing and enslaving them (maybe because of a sneaky, back-stabbing night raid).
The foolish Bongos invite Tarzan in with open arms, while the Batusis threaten to kill him for walking around in their jungle and refuse to listen to anything he has to say.
Conclusion: Because they are so stupid, the Bongos deserve to be killed and enslaved.
So what have the Bongos been doing with their guns, then? Tarzan should take them to one side and say, 'Look, these are guns, not clubs. See that hole in the end? That's where the bullets come out. What do you mean, what are bullets? These are bullets, you put them in the magazine, put the magazine into the gun, point the end with the hole at your enemies, pull the trigger and your enemies end up with holes in them. Get it?' He could then say 'If you lend Wildcat - he who forgets ammo - some of your ammo - the bullets, remember? - he can give you a demonstration. No, no, Wildcat, you only get to shoot pieces of wood that we are going to set out as targets - watch where you point that gun, you fool.' Maybe the Bongos should hire some rogue Batusi to explain how to secure their borders. Put patrols next to the border, don't let their children wander next to it, that sort of thing.
