Orinocowomble, How about the Department of Homestead Security? As for cows, this isn't the first time they tried to subjugate this country. In the Revolutionary War there was the Battle of Cowpens.
First I totally agree that the wonderland should have lasted longer, a lot longer! But also I dont really think of terrorists as cowards I think of them as insane then that makes me think of MAD COW DISEASE!
I concur, Ripley, the Malice in Wonderland sketch should have been a two-week deal. However, in a comic as zany as this one, regularity is often a casualty. Remember, Ards are everywhere, and could be anyone! Watch your back, lest you be slain by a sneaking, thieving ARD!
Leapin' LizARDS! Doesn't little guARD duck realize that he is a mallARD? Our diehARD hero of the barnyARD just put out an alert on himself! And Pig's gonna need a new placARD.
It can only mean one thing: Aardvarks are evil! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I also notice that the three letters in the middle of "cowards" spell "war." It's not nearly as funny, but it is something to think about.