You need to have received a few form rejection letters, peppered with the occasional zinger of an personal insult rejection, to fully appreciate the black humor Pastis cites here. It is probably such a large club, that your membership is unlikely to be noted, or acknowledged. But, we know who we are. No one person, or "Rat", should have that much power over another person's work potential.
@ NotReallyThatFunny -- today you were. Thanks.
@vanillaspice -- that's why it's a "comic" strip and not a "reality" show. And we Pearls readers are a cynical lot. If you want to read about everlasting true love, I'm afraid this isn't the place! Sorry.