I love seeing this strip online because the comments above is as funny as the comics.
Free wifey might be good but you might have connection problem ;)
That pig needs to learn how to read.
And those alligators or crocodiles need to learn how to speak English.
Save the zebras. They are good people.
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HedgeWitch, when I was a kid I used to put Par-MESS-an cheese on my spaghetti. I was very gently corrected one evening at an Italian restaurant by my mother.
This makes me think that Pig should contact Dilbert's co-worker Wally and find out how to order an Elbonian mail-order bride. That could be a perfect solution.
Thats the way my husband pronounces it too. But he isn't dumb, he does it to be irrating. He likes to pronounce everything phonetically because he says it sounds funnier that way. Sci Fi is pronounced "SKI FEE". Parmasean is said "PAR MEEZSE EN", recreation is "RE CREE TION". Dujour is said "dujur". My husband is an idiot sometimes.
Poor Pig, wifeys do cost money. Especially the mail order ones.