Just like Pig, I don't plan to die either. That's why I like procrastination so much. If I thought that I were going to die, I'd get more done, much to my wife's utter happiness. Long live Pig!
"Never put off to tomorrow what you can do today". Since we know we will pass away some time, never wait until tomorrow to fulfill your dreams and live life to its fullest every day!!
Pig, Pig, haven't you got word about swine flu? If you don't catch it from humans and die, they'll round you up for the Final Solution! Hide, l'il porcine friend--hide!
