One problem Breezy with Guard Duck and this story line: Guard Duck never uses a flintlock pistol. He prefers either an M-16 or a German MG-42 machine gun as a personal side weapon. :)
Acorns and parking spaces: no different than dueling over insults of a man's wife, (Andrew Jackson), and being ethical, (Alexander Hamilton). Goat has culture from reading books, he should be better at duels than Bob was.