I have to agree with Larry: laaaame.
Probably one of the lamest sports events I have ever attended was American "football". Alhough, players attempting to eat some of striped fellas might have made slightly more interesting.
Oh, and wellcome back, Crocks! (and waiting to see a Danny Donkey story soon again too...)
Son should explain to Larry that these "zebras" on the field are very edible, and easier to catch than a real zebra. Especially after making a bad call against the home 'beasts"!