Rat, a little word of advice. The Pooh bear is connected, see? He's got friends, see? Pooh and me, we go back a long way, did time together, know what I mean? My friends and I, we are not happy when some some little cat's-cutlet tries to harm the Pooh or his reputation. Capeesh? --Just a friendly bit of advice....
Children's books are always so perfectly happy and ridiculous anways! Why not make them a little more realistic? I love the idea of rat writing kids books! I also really appreciate the reference to Winnie the Pooh :3