If I remember well, there was a song in the 1970's by Fleetwood Mac called "Butterboy".

Of course, within each religion there are sects with varying views on how much should be taken literally. There's the Church of the Reformed Land O'Lakes who believe butter is only 6,000 years old and that the world was created in a Big Churn. The Southern Butter Convention says that we're in the end times and we should remember which side our bread is buttered on. They also say that praying to Blue Bonnett is to worship a false buttery god......

Are you all suggesting that there is something wrong with the worship of butter and/or other dairy products?

would a butterboy jihad be made of margarine?

Pig faces the cold, hard, buttery truth.