Well, I've recently created a minotaur character for the chance to play Dungeons and Dragons, he's packing a huge axe. In another game I had an anthropomorphic ox martial artist, I described him as Ferdinand the Bull as played by Jackie Chan, he'd beat up the villain then apologize profusely for having had done it.
Yes, yes, we get it already, Conley! Vegetarians are kind, civilized, rational people, and anyone who eats meat is akin to Bucky - mean, vulgar and ignorant. But everybody knows that (mad) cows prefer guns, flame-throwers, bazookas or tanks over mere knives or hammers.
