Oh yeah, that was the one part I was being serious about. The email said that WD40 was made from fish oil. Well, dang... I just went and looked at a can. "Danger, contains petroleum distillates, harmful if swallowed." So much for believing everything I read on the internet.
Ah... apologies, Mojito. I knew that you got my intent with the "bash ML" post. (Did you know that I new that you knew?) I knew you were joking about the keyboard being stuck, also... but my WD40 advice was based on an email that I received a few weeks ago, about how WD40 will fix everything from a stuck lug-nut to constipation. (Depend on me to use the most obscure references anyone has ever encounterd.) I have no idea if it really works. I must be getting bad at this internet sarcasm thing. Everyone thinks I'm serious. Maybe I need to use more winkies? ;)
MJB: Sorry to say, since explanation usually ruins the joke, that my comments were, indeed, tongue in cheek. I thought it would be obvious, since the three "prizes" I chose were items from our favorite troll's recent monologues. The homage to Chris Farley and the obscure language were supposed to slightly tip my hand, as well... even though I am chief amongst fribbling cunctators. ****** Mojito... I find that a little WD40 will work wonders. It's made from fish oil, you know. You can even drink it.
